The Reckless Rifter


Well hot damn.
December 22, 2009, 05:01
Filed under: BOZOKast, Editorial | Tags: , ,

This blog is actually getting hits still? What the fuck? You people are pathetic.

Yeah, I picked up another job to keep the heat on, the EVE account active and the Internet connected. Unfortunately, the time I have to spend at work makes me unable to actually ENJOY the heat, Internet, and EVE, but I’m sure the dog appreciates it.

BOZO turned 2, by the way. See also: BOZOKast Christmas Special. Guaranteed to raise your sperm count!

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Really?
September 16, 2009, 20:04
Filed under: Editorial | Tags: , ,

Look at all you lazy bloggers out there. What the hell are you doing? Writing about how hard it is to maintain a POS, or the best setup to tank gate sentry guns for your gay little pirate camps in lowsec? You’re pathetic! Nobody cares about your crappy POS, unless it’s to laugh at it being put into reinforced! Pirating is somewhat more interesting, IF there’s a good writer behind the blog. I can tell you right now that I’ve seen a few blogs that lack this seemingly vital aspect.

Want to make your blog more interesting? Want to piss off your superiors and then play innocent by claiming it was just in the interest of a blog contest? Want to win some FREE STUFF?

Damn skippy!

Take a brief break from the humdrum of your usual blogging routine and participate in the Crazy Kinux is a Giant Faggot Eve Blog Banter Contest! Brought to you by Clown Punchers., the corp you love to hate or hate to love as you strap on your kneepads and prepare to siphon out a big ol’ bowl of BOZO baby-batter.

We need one more entry! Wouldn’t you love to show up all the other contestants and win some awesome EVE swag? If you get first place you ALSO get a custom shirt with a one-time only design that proclaims you the master of the ancient art of EVE blogging.

GET WRITING YOU LAZY FUCKS.